Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.