Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.