What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*