What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.