What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.