What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.