What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.