Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.