Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Mace.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!