What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.