What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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When did this happen?

When did what happen

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.