Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!