Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.