What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad