Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Because it wasn't his real dad
