What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!