What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.