What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.