What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated