Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.