Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !

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What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.