What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!