What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead