Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.