Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)