Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.