How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A Brazilian
Who says it's dark
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Brazilians
