South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.