South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Macaw Jokes More Macaw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

South Korean Jokes More South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.