Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p