Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.