Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.