What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.