What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What is a picnic?

Correct!