Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!