Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What meds are you on?

I want some.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!