What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.