Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
You don't, you pick it up.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
No matches founds
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Wrap it around a tree
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
