How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"