What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.