What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.