What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.