What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'