What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.