What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.