What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.