Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)