Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)