Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Flush the toilet.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
DaVinci
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
I don't remember
The elephant remembers.
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
She wiped her arse.
To prevent them from whistling.
Neither one knows how to whistle!