What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!