What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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