What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!