Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.