What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore