What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.