How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number