How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !