What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!