What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!