What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!