What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.