What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself