What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6