Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.