What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.