What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.