Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.