Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.