What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.