A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.