A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.