A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.