How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.