How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What do you call a posh Gym?

James