What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.