What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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The kernel was looking for him.

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.