What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham