Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.