Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.