Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.