What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.