One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
To get to the otherside!
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Just Juan.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.