What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

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