What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...